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  • Collage of diverse vintage-style funny greeting cards for women, featuring sassy quotes and vibrant floral designs.
  • Box top for Classy, Sassy & Smart-Assy Greeting Card Assortment by Shari Jenkins, with three example card designs.
  • Two greeting card examples showing front and inside, with dimensions and eco-friendly details like 'Made in USA' and 'Soy-Based Inks'.
  • A variety of funny greeting card fronts and their corresponding interiors, showcasing humorous messages and vintage imagery.
  • Assortment of Classy, Sassy & Smart-Assy greeting cards, displaying different witty card fronts and their inside messages.
  • Selection of humorous cards from the assortment, featuring aging jokes, friendship quotes, and vibrant artistic designs.
  • Greeting card front with an elderly woman and the text 'The Senility Prayer', surrounded by colorful flowers and glasses.
  • Interior of a senility-themed birthday card with the text 'You're how old? I just can't see it! Happy Birthday' on a teal background.
  • Funny card front showing an elderly woman kicking her leg with text 'Sometimes I laugh so hard... Tears run down my leg!'.
  • Inside of a humorous birthday card with the text 'Aren't birthdays a pisser?!' against a floral background.
  • Greeting card front featuring two young girls with crowns, questioning 'What's this Queen for a Day crap?'.
  • Interior of a birthday card for a 'Queen Forever!', wishing a magnificent day, with a floral border.
  • Sassy card with two older women in a frame, asking 'What do OLDER women have between their BREASTS... that YOUNGER women don't?'
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  • Humorous card featuring two women in swimsuits and wine, comparing aging to wine settling at the bottom.
  • Inside of the 'aging like fine wine' card, with a 'Bottoms up! Happy Birthday' message against a poppy background.
  • Card front depicting a stern man in a hat, stating 'Old age is like an Old House...'
  • Interior of the 'old age is like an old house' card, humorously detailing 'the plumbing leaks, the wiring is shot & half the shingles are missing! Happy Birthday'.
  • Vintage woman with glazed donuts, card reads 'Birthdays are like GLAZED DONUTS...'
  • Inside of birthday card with donuts, saying 'Sometimes it's better not to remember how many you've had. Have a Good One!'.
  • Card front with two older women wearing crowns, proudly declaring 'We're still Princesses!' amidst green foliage.
  • Interior of the 'Princesses' birthday card: 'Our crowns have just moved from our heads to our teeth! Happy Birthday'.
  • Card front with a vintage woman on a bed, whispering 'I am still a Rock Star...' before bed.
  • Inside of the 'Rock Star' card: 'We're still rocking – just not around the clock! Happy Birthday'.
  • Funny card with two women in potato sacks, exclaiming 'We put the 'FUN' in dysFUNCtional!'
  • Interior of the 'dysFUNCtional' birthday card, wishing 'Here's to lots more crazy FUN on your birthday and in the years ahead!'.
  • Card front featuring a vintage woman with flowers, saying 'She meant to behave, but there were so many other options.'
  • Inside of the 'behave' birthday card: 'It's your birthday... Be on your best misbehavior!'
  • Sassy card with two older women, one with a donut, one with wine, stating 'WE ARE GOOD at MULTITasking!'.
  • Interior of the 'multitasking' card, humorously listing 'Yep, we can sneeze, laugh, cough and pee all at the same time! Happy Birthday'.
  • Funny card showing two women moving a red phone booth, with a quote about reaching an age to do 'what the hell'.
  • Inside of the phone booth card: 'We're never too old for friends and fun! Happy Birthday'.
  • Card front with a smiling older woman holding wine glasses, next to a T-Rex, asserting 'HONEY, WE'RE not OLD!'
  • Interior of the 'not old' card: 'We've just been young for a very, very, very long time! Happy Birthday'.
  • Greeting card with two dancing women, stating 'Good friends are like bras...'
  • Inside of the 'friends like bras' card: '...close to the heart and always there for support!'
  • Card with two women under a palm tree, saying 'I JUST KNOW we are going to be friends until we're old and senile!'.
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  • Funny anniversary card with a couple, declaring 'ALL Marriages are Happy. It's the living together afterwards that causes all the problems.'
  • Inside of the funny marriage card: 'Seriously, Happy Anniversary'.
  • Humorous card with a toddler pulling down pants, saying 'I'M TIRED of PUTTING on my "BIG GIRL PANTIES."
  • Inside of the 'Big Girl Panties' card: 'I say we just grab our sippy cups and take a nap!'
  • Card front with a woman and brownies, stating 'They say laughter is the best medicine.'
  • Inside of the 'laughter is the best medicine' card, adding 'They lie. It's chocolate. Feel Better Soon'.
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  • Interior of the 'note of thanks' card, with the message 'Actually, you deserve the whole melody!'
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Classy, Sassy & Smart-Assy General Greeting Card Collection | Sassy Greeting Card

Classy, Sassy & Smart-Assy General Greeting Card Collection | Sassy Greeting Card

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  • Sustainably Sourced Paper
  • Made in the USA

Front: Classy, Sassy and Smart-assy by Shari Jenkins Greeting Card Assortment 20 Designs for All Occasions

Inside: 20 Greeting Cards & 22 Envelopes

Size: 5 x 7

Item # 90807

Discover the hilariously relatable 'Classy, Sassy & Smart-Assy' greeting card assortment by Shari Jenkins. This collection of 20 unique cards is perfect for various occasions, celebrating friendships, birthdays, and anniversaries with witty humor and a touch of sass. Each card features vibrant, vintage-inspired designs paired with laugh-out-loud sentiments that speak to the heart (and funny bone!) of women embracing life and aging with grace and a good dose of mischief. Printed with soy-based inks on sustainably-sourced paper and proudly Made in USA, these cards offer a premium way to share a smile and a knowing wink. Ideal for friends, spouses, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
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