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Funny Vintage Old Woman Birthday Card - Unique Humor for Her | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Funny Vintage Old Woman Birthday Card - Unique Humor for Her | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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  • Envelope Included
  • Sustainably Sourced Paper
  • Made in the USA

Front: Instead of worrying about turning another year older on your birthday...

Inside: Just live your life so that every morning, when you plant your feet on the floor beside your bed, the devil gets a cold chill and says... 'Oh CRAP! She's awake!!!' Happy Birthday

Features: Foil - 2 Colors

Size: 5 x 7

Item # SKU:401073

Bring a smile to her face with this hilariously unique Funny Vintage Old Woman Birthday Card! Featuring a classic black and white photo of a stern-faced woman and a witty message that playfully pokes fun at aging, this card is sure to be a memorable hit. The inside continues the humor with a punchline about the devil getting a 'cold chill' when she wakes up. Perfect for a mom, grandma, sister, or friend who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of vintage charm on her special day. Made with quality materials and designed to stand out, it's more than just a card—it's a moment of pure, unadulterated birthday joy.
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