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Funny Birthday Card: Cremated, Buried, or Bottled | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Funny Birthday Card: Cremated, Buried, or Bottled | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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  • Envelope Included
  • Sustainably Sourced Paper
  • Made in the USA

Front: When I die, Ill be cremated. Ill be buried. I drank so much wine, Ill be bottled!

Inside: Ill be damned, youre another year older! Happy Birthday!

Size: 5 x 7

Item # SKU:82366

Celebrate another year with a laugh! This hilarious birthday card features three wise women sharing their post-life plans – cremated, buried, or bottled after too much wine! The inside message cheekily states, 'I'll be damned, you're another year older! Happy Birthday!' Perfect for friends or family with a dark sense of humor and a love for wine, this unique card is sure to get a chuckle on their special day.
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