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Funny Birthday Card: Top 10 Fears of Growing Old | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Funny Birthday Card: Top 10 Fears of Growing Old | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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Front: Top 10 Fears of Growing Old: Number Two

Inside: 5. Lack of variety among high fiber cereals. 4. Entire body getting tennis elbow. 3. Misplacing the Clapper. 2. Grey hair down there. 1. Not knowing why you got a birthday card. Happy Birthday | 10. Falling asleep during the Evening News. 9. Falling asleep during sex. 8. Falling. 7. Putting a Depends on backwards. 6. Accidentally sexting.

Size: 5 x 7

Item # 82356

Celebrate another year with a laugh! Our 'Top 10 Fears of Growing Old' Funny Birthday Card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a bit of dark humor about aging. Featuring a hilarious list from falling asleep during sex to grey hair 'down there', this card is sure to bring a chuckle and a knowing nod. Ideal for friends, siblings, parents, or spouses who are embracing (or dreading) getting older. Make their birthday memorable with this witty and relatable greeting card!
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