Geezeritis Explained | Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Geezeritis Explained | Funny Birthday Greeting Card
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Front: GEEZEROLOGY The Study of Geezeritis Cantankerous attitude Hard of hearing Picks nose Beer belly Leaky plumbing Wobbly knees Smelly feet Aching joints Itchy butt Passes Gas Turkey neck Faded Memory
Inside: There is no known cure for this condition. Happy Birthday, Anyway
Size: 5 1/2 x 7 1/4
Item # SKU:500802
Give the gift of laughter with our 'Geezerology: The Study of Geezeritis' card. This hilariously illustrated greeting card features a detailed diagram of the 'Geezer' condition, complete with humorous symptoms like 'beer belly', 'leaky plumbing', and 'faded memory'. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good-natured jab at the joys of aging, this card is sure to bring a smile. The inside message reads, 'There is no known cure for this condition. Happy Birthday, Anyway.' A witty and lighthearted way to celebrate another year older.
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