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  • Inside of a funny senior birthday greeting card with the message 'Hope your birthday is a real pick-me-up!'
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Funny Senior Birthday Card: Hope Your Birthday is a Real Pick-Me-Up! | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Funny Senior Birthday Card: Hope Your Birthday is a Real Pick-Me-Up! | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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  • Envelope Included
  • Sustainably Sourced Paper
  • Made in the USA

Front: Top Ten Senior Pickup Lines 10. Come here often? If so, could you tell me where I am? 9. Do you have an oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away. 8. Like to come by and see my medicine cabinet? 7. Make like a compression sock and give me a squeeze! 6. Ever had a lap dance in a wheel chair before? 5. Do you play bingo, because I swear Ive seen you B4. 4. Hey, baby. Wanna help me test my new hip replacement? 3. That pretty smile of yours would sure look good in a glass on my nightstand! 2. Youre not dead yet either? We have so much in common! 1. Your heating pad or mine?

Inside: Hope your birthday is a real pick-me-up!

Features: Embossed

Size: 5 1/2 x 7 1/4

Item # 47769

Bring a laugh to their special day with this hilarious 'Top Ten Senior Pick-Up Lines' birthday card! Featuring playful illustrations of charming seniors and witty, age-appropriate pickup lines, this card is sure to be a real pick-me-up. The inside sentiment reads 'Hope your birthday is a real pick-me-up!' Perfect for friends, parents, or grandparents who appreciate a good chuckle. Make their birthday memorable with this unique and funny card!
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