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Confucius 'I Never Said That Shit' Funny Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Confucius 'I Never Said That Shit' Funny Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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  • Sustainably Sourced Paper
  • Made in the USA

Front: 'I never said all that shit' -Confucius

Inside: Confucius say: 'The person holding this card is TOTALLY AWESOME.' (That one sounds legit to me.) Happy Birthday!

Size: 5 x 7

Item # SKU:401070

Make someone's birthday unforgettable with this hilariously irreverent Confucius greeting card! The front features a classic illustration of Confucius with the cheeky quote, 'I never said all that shit'. Inside, a truly authentic Confucius message declares, 'The person holding this card is TOTALLY AWESOME. (That one sounds legit to me.) Happy Birthday!' Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone with a great sense of humor who appreciates a wise crack. This unique card is sure to get a laugh and be remembered long after the party.
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