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Newer Model Me | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Newer Model Me | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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  • Envelope Included
  • Sustainably Sourced Paper
  • Made in the USA

Front: If my body was a car I'd trade it in for a newer model 'Cuz every time I cough or sneeze my radiator leaks and my exhaust backfires

Inside: You may not be the latest model, but you'll always be a classic! Happy Birthday

Size: 5 x 7

Item # SKU:400507

Rev up the laughter with this hilarious greeting card! Featuring a witty comparison of an aging body to a car in need of a trade-in, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates a good chuckle about getting older. The front reads, 'If my BODY was a CAR I'd trade it in for a NEWER MODEL 'Cuz every time I COUGH OR SNEEZE my radiator leaks and my exhaust backfires'. Inside, a touching and humorous message continues: 'You may not be the latest model, but you'll always be a classic!'. A brilliant choice for friends, spouses, or family members with a great sense of humor.
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