Birthday Card

Top 10 Fears of Growing Old

$2.50 each$3.95 Retail
front: Top 10 Fears of Growing Old: Number Two
inside: 5. Lack of variety among high fiber cereals. 4. Entire body getting tennis elbow. 3. Misplacing the Clapper. 2. Grey hair down there. 1. Not knowing why you got a birthday card. Happy Birthday
secondary: 10. Falling asleep during the Evening News. 9. Falling asleep during sex. 8. Falling. 7. Putting a Depends on backwards. 6. Accidentally sexting.


• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: G & C Studio
Item#: 82356
size: 4 3/4" x 6 3/4"