Sassy birthday greeting card front featuring a grumpy white cat framed by a pink scallop edge, with a blue bird flying above. Text reads: 'A little bird told me how old you are.' The background is a blue sky with a floral border of pink and orange flowers.

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Sassy birthday greeting card front featuring a grumpy white cat framed by a pink scallop edge, with a blue bird flying above. Text reads: 'A little bird told me how old you are.' The background is a blue sky with a floral border of pink and orange flowers.
  • Sassy birthday greeting card front featuring a grumpy white cat framed by a pink scallop edge, with a blue bird flying above. Text reads: 'A little bird told me how old you are.' The background is a blue sky with a floral border of pink and orange flowers.
  • Inside of a sassy birthday greeting card with a light blue sky and floral background. A small blue bird flies away in the upper left. Text reads: 'I ate him. You're welcome. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.'
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Sassy Birthday Greeting Card

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Artist: Angi Sullins & Silas Toball

Collection: Laugh Out Loud

Front Verse: A little bird told me HOW OLD you are

Inside Verses: I ate him. You're welcome. Happy Birthday

Size: 4.75" x 6.75"

Orientation: Vertical

Premium Features:

  • Glitter
  • Foil
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Unleash some purr-fectly sassy humor with our "Purr-fectly Aged" Greeting Card, designed for that special friend who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of cheeky charm on their big day!

The front of this unique birthday card features an adorably grumpy cat, framed by a charming floral design, with the playful text: "A little bird told me how old you are." But wait, there's a twist! Open the card to reveal the hilarious punchline: "I ate him. You're welcome. HAPPY BIRTHDAY." It’s the ideal way to deliver a memorable chuckle and show your friend just how much you value their sense of humor.

Why Choose This Sassy Friend Card?

  • Unforgettable Humor: A truly unique and hilarious message that stands out from typical greeting cards.
  • Premium Quality: Printed on high-quality cardstock, ensuring a durable and vibrant finish that feels substantial in hand.
  • Perfect for Friends: Specifically crafted for a friend who loves cats, enjoys witty banter, and isn't afraid of a little playful sass.
  • Versatile for Anyone: While perfect for a friend, its universal humor makes it suitable for anyone in your life who appreciates a good, lighthearted jab.
  • Eco-Friendly: Sustainably sourced materials for a card you can feel good about sending.

Forget the mundane! Make their celebration extra special with a card that's as fun and spirited as they are. This cat-themed funny card is more than just a greeting; it’s an experience, guaranteed to bring a smile (and maybe a slight chuckle) to their face. Add it to your cart today and get ready to spread some joy and laughter!

Product Details:

  • Size: Standard A7 (5" x 7") folded card
  • Inside: "I ate him. You're welcome. HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
  • Material: Premium, heavy cardstock
  • Includes: One card and one white envelope
  • Designed and printed with love.

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