Front of a funny birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon woman with curly hair, wearing a party hat and glasses. She's sitting at a table with a slice of blue cake, a tub of ice cream, and a glass of wine. The text reads: 'If you want to live longer, you have to give up all the things that make you want to live longer.' The background is a decorative blue swirl pattern, perfect for an adult birthday.

Grape Expectations

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Front of a funny birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon woman with curly hair, wearing a party hat and glasses. She's sitting at a table with a slice of blue cake, a tub of ice cream, and a glass of wine. The text reads: 'If you want to live longer, you have to give up all the things that make you want to live longer.' The background is a decorative blue swirl pattern, perfect for an adult birthday.
  • Front of a funny birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon woman with curly hair, wearing a party hat and glasses. She's sitting at a table with a slice of blue cake, a tub of ice cream, and a glass of wine. The text reads: 'If you want to live longer, you have to give up all the things that make you want to live longer.' The background is a decorative blue swirl pattern, perfect for an adult birthday.
  • Inside view of a humorous birthday card. The message continues the joke from the front, stating: 'Except wine, which is a serving of fruit. You're welcome. Happy Birthday!' On the left, there's a small illustration of two wine bottles and three wine glasses. The card's border matches the blue swirl pattern from the front.
Grape Expectations
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Grape Expectations

Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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$4.59
$4.59 $0.00

Artist: Leslie Moak Murray

Front Verse: If you want to live longer, you have to give up all the things that make you want to live longer.

Inside Verses: Except wine, which is a serving of fruit. Youre welcome. Happy Birthday!

Size: 4.75" x 6.75"

Orientation: Vertical

Premium Features:

  • Glitter
  • Foil
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Grape Expectations: A Hilarious Birthday Card for Her

Uncork some laughter with our Grape Expectations funny birthday card! Perfect for a dear friend who appreciates a good joke and a fine glass of wine (or ice cream, or cake...). This card is designed to bring a big smile and a chuckle on her special day, proving that some things in life are too good to give up.

Celebrate Her Special Day with Witty Humor

Our cleverly illustrated greeting card features a relatable scene that pokes fun at the idea of healthy living versus enjoying life's little pleasures. The front of the card presents a humorous take on longevity: "If you want to live longer, you have to give up all the things that make you want to live longer." Flip it open, and the inside delivers the perfect punchline: "Except wine, which is a serving of fruit. You're welcome. Happy Birthday!" It's an ideal choice for anyone celebrating another fabulous year.

Premium Quality & Thoughtful Design

  • Humorous Design: Features a whimsical cartoon illustration that perfectly captures the card's witty sentiment.
  • Vibrant Colors: Printed with high-quality inks on premium cardstock, ensuring the vibrant artwork truly pops.
  • Standard Size: Measures XX" x YY" (Standard A7 size, 5" x 7"), offering ample space for your personal message.
  • Inside Message: Pre-printed with the delightful continuation of the joke and "Happy Birthday!" leaving room for your heartfelt notes.
  • Envelope Included: Comes with a crisp, high-quality envelope, ready for gifting.
  • Eco-Friendly: Made with responsibly sourced materials, because we care about the planet as much as we care about laughs.

The Perfect Card for the Wine-Loving, Life-Enjoying Woman

Whether she's your best friend, sister, mom, or coworker, this funny birthday card is guaranteed to be a hit. It’s a wonderful way to acknowledge her special day with a dose of relatable humor and a reminder to enjoy all the good things life has to offer. Make her birthday unforgettable with a card that's as unique and delightful as she is!

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