Great Ass-ets
Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Front Verse: Life is all about asses... you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.
Inside Verses: Now get your ass in gear and celebrate! Happy Birthday
Size: 4.75" x 6.75"
Orientation: Vertical
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Give the gift of laughter with our incredibly cheeky "Great Ass-ets" Birthday Card, perfect for Him!
This uproariously funny greeting card features a memorable scene of two liberated men joyfully jumping in a vibrant green field, perfectly complementing the witty text: "Life is all about asses... you're either covering it; laughing it off; kicking it; kissing it; busting it; trying to get a piece of it; or behaving like one." It continues with a clever take on life's various interactions, ensuring a hearty laugh from the recipient.
Inside, the humor continues with the playful prompt: "Now get your ass in gear and celebrate! Happy Birthday". It’s the ideal choice for a Friend with a great sense of humor who appreciates a bit of tasteful sass and a good pun.
Why this card is a must-have:
- Unique & Hilarious: Stand out from the crowd with a card that’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
- Perfect for Him: Tailored humor that resonates with many male Friends, Siblings, or even a Spouse.
- Premium Quality: Printed on high-quality stock for a vibrant finish and lasting impression.
- Memorable Message: Combines visual comedy with clever wordplay for an unforgettable greeting.
Whether it’s for a close Friend, a fun-loving Sibling, or a partner, this card is designed to bring a smile and a good chuckle. Don't send a boring card – send a 'great ass-et' this year!
Occasion: Birthday
Recipient: Him, Friend
Tone: Funny, Sassy, Lighthearted
Add this one-of-a-kind card to your cart and make someone's special day extra hilarious!
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