Front of a funny birthday card depicting two cartoon angels in clouds, one pointing towards an outhouse next to a red barn and a small lake. A speech bubble above them reads, "We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!" The design is humorous and irreverent.

Celestial Crapper

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Front of a funny birthday card depicting two cartoon angels in clouds, one pointing towards an outhouse next to a red barn and a small lake. A speech bubble above them reads, "We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!" The design is humorous and irreverent.
  • Front of a funny birthday card depicting two cartoon angels in clouds, one pointing towards an outhouse next to a red barn and a small lake. A speech bubble above them reads, "We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!" The design is humorous and irreverent.
  • Inside of a humorous birthday greeting card. The white background features black text that reads: "Holy crap, another year has come to pass! Happy Birthday." A small cartoon outhouse with a halo is visible in the bottom left corner, reinforcing the card's witty theme.
Celestial Crapper
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Celestial Crapper

Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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Artist: Dare to Laugh(tm)

Collection: Gallery of the West

Front Verse: We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and The Holy Mackerel in the lake I guess I dont have to tell you what we keep in there!

Inside Verses: Holy crap, another year has come to pass! Happy Birthday

Size: 4.75" x 6.75"

Orientation: Vertical

Premium Features:

  • Full-color Interior
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A Heavenly Laugh for Their Special Day!

Get ready for some divine hilarity with our "Celestial Crapper" card! This incredibly funny greeting card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good, clean (well, almost!) joke to celebrate another trip around the sun. Featuring two cartoon angels pondering the contents of a celestial outhouse, the front of the card sets up the perfect punny reveal.

The Inside Scoop: A Pun-tastic Surprise!

Open the card to discover the punchline: "Holy crap, another year has come to pass! Happy Birthday." It's an irreverent, lighthearted, and truly memorable way to send your warm wishes. This card is ideal for a good friend, a family member with a great sense of humor, or any cherished individual who loves a clever play on words and isn't afraid to chuckle at life's little... necessities.

Why This Card is a Must-Have:

  • Uniquely Funny: Stand out from the crowd with a humor that's unexpected and genuinely amusing.
  • High-Quality Design: Vivid colors and crisp printing make this card a joy to give and receive.
  • Versatile Gifting: Perfect for friends, siblings, parents, or anyone who enjoys a sassy, witty remark on their personal new year.
  • Thoughtful & Playful: Shows you put thought into finding a card that matches their personality and brings a smile.

Don't just say "Happy New Year," say it with a memorable, laugh-out-loud moment! Our "Celestial Crapper" card promises to deliver smiles and guffaws. It's more than just a card; it's a guaranteed giggle, a humorous keepsake, and the perfect way to acknowledge their milestone with a touch of irreverent charm.

Printed on premium cardstock with a matte finish. Includes a coordinating envelope.

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