What to Write in a Halloween Card
Wish your friends and family a spook-tacular Halloween with a hand-written, personalized message in your Halloween Cards. Finding the words to write to your loved ones isn't always easy, especially for Halloween!
Joke Messages
- Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have any guts! - Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop. - Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine! - Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream! - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos. - Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business
A: He wanted to get ahead in life. - Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.
Funny Quotes
- Forget Love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Sandra J. Dykes
- Lock your windows, bolt the door; monster season's here once more! - Rusty Fischer
- Lock your windows, bolt the door; monster season's here once more! - Rusty Fischer
- It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus! - Max, "Hocus Pocus"
- Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us. - Tim Burton
Messages & Wishes
- Hope your day doesn't "suck" like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!
- Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
- Wishing you a night full of frights and a bag full of delights. Happy Halloween!
- May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I'm so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!
- Have a spook-tacular, boo-tiful, wooo-nderful, and fang-tastic Halloween!
- Have a killer Halloween!
- Wishing you lots of fun and lots of yummy treats!
- May your Halloween be filled with scary times and scary memories. Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween and a great fall season this year! Happy Haunting!
- Spooks, treats, and yummy eats. Wishing you the best Halloween ever!
- Witching you a very haunted Halloween!
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