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What to Write in a Halloween Card
Wish your friends and family a spook-tacular Halloween with a hand-written, personalized message. Finding the words to write to your loved ones isn't always easy, especially for Halloween. That's why we have put together a handy list of Halloween jokes, quotes, messages, and sayings to help you add a boo-tiful, personal touch to your Leanin' Tree Halloween cards! Whether it's funny, heartfelt, or spooky, this guide includes ideas for how to best sign a Halloween card for anyone in your life.
Spooky and Funny Halloween Jokes for Cards
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have any guts!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A: A nectarine!
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like? A: I scream!
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the Boos.
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation? A: Mali-boo.