Birthday Card

Yep. No teeth, no hair and I just wet my pants.

$2.50 each$3.79 Retail
Details
front: I'm 82 and my body is full of aches and pains. We'll I'm 85 and feel like a newborn baby. Really?
Inside: Yep. No teeth, no hair and I just wet my pants. Happy Birthday, Baby!

Features:

• Full-color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on sustainably-sourced paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: Dare to Laugh™
Item#: 32723
size: 4 3/4" x 6 3/4"