{"product_id":"ruff-patch","title":"Ruff Patch","description":"\u003cdiv itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Product\"\u003e\n    \u003cmeta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"Ruff Patch Funny Get Well Card for Anyone\"\u003e\n    \u003clink itemprop=\"image\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0000\/0000\/products\/image1.jpg\"\u003e\n    \u003cmeta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Send a chuckle and some healing vibes with our 'Ruff Patch' funny get well card. Featuring an endearing bulldog looking a little 'ruff' in his cone, this card is designed to bring a smile to anyone feeling under the weather. Perfect for friends, family, or even coworkers who need a dose of lighthearted humor during their recovery.\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n        \u003ch1\u003eRuff Patch: Sending Healing Howls \u0026amp; Laughter\u003c\/h1\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eBrighten someone's day and lift their spirits with our delightfully humorous \"Ruff Patch\" greeting card. When someone you care about is feeling a bit \"ruff\" around the edges, this charming bulldog in his cone of shame delivers just the right amount of witty sympathy and encouragement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2\u003eWhy This Card is the Paw-fect Pick:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n        \u003cul\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnforgettable Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e The front of the card features an adorable, slightly mournful bulldog with the punny message, \"Heard you're feeling ruff.\" It's a clever play on words sure to elicit a grin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThoughtful \u0026amp; Encouraging:\u003c\/strong\u003e The inside continues the lighthearted theme with \"Doggone it. Get Well Soon,\" offering warm wishes without being overly sappy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile for Anyone:\u003c\/strong\u003e This card is wonderfully suitable for friends, family members, colleagues, or any loved one who needs a bit of cheer during their recovery. Its universal appeal makes it a go-to choice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on high-quality cardstock, ensuring a luxurious feel and vibrant print that looks fantastic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside (Except for message):\u003c\/strong\u003e Plenty of space for your personalized heartfelt (or continued humorous) message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n        \u003cul\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Get Well Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecipient:\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone, especially Friends and Family\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Recovery, Sick Leave, Cheer Up\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A7 (5\" x 7\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium, eco-friendly cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n        \u003cp\u003eDon't let a loved one face their recovery alone. Send them a dose of doggone good humor and let them know you're thinking of them. Our \"Ruff Patch\" card is more than just a card; it's a little package of joy designed to speed up the healing process with a smile. Order yours today and make someone's recovery a little less \"ruff\"!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeywords:\u003c\/strong\u003e funny recovery card, unique get well soon, dog humor greeting card, bulldog cone card, cheering up a friend, lighthearted sick card, pet pun card, feel better fast card, thoughtful unique card, sending good vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Leanin' Tree","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52164199383336,"sku":"95953","price":2.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/7556\/8424\/files\/95953.p01_f4a95641-393c-4deb-aa07-dd321aa1b9ef.jpg?v=1785255584","url":"https:\/\/leanintree.com\/products\/ruff-patch","provider":"Leanin' Tree","version":"1.0","type":"link"}