{"product_id":"noon-napper","title":"Noon Napper","description":"\u003cp\u003eBrighten their special day with a dose of laughter with our hilarious \"Noon Napper\" card! Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good sleep-in and a celebratory brunch, this funny greeting features a wonderfully disheveled character embracing the joy of sleeping past noon, accompanied by a cool cat in party attire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eUnforgettable Humor for Every Friend\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lighthearted card captures the essence of a truly relaxed celebration. The front boldly declares, \u003cem\u003e\"YOU'LL NEVER HATE YOURSELF IN THE MORNING IF YOU SLEEP TILL NOON.\"\u003c\/em\u003e—a sentiment many can relate to! Inside, the witty message continues: \u003cem\u003e\"BESIDES, NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS BEFORE NOON. EXCEPT MIMOSAS. CHEERS TO A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!\"\u003c\/em\u003e It's the ideal way to acknowledge their milestone with a smile and a knowing wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePremium Quality, Lasting Impression\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard greeting card size (approximately 5\" x 7\").\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from high-quality, durable cardstock for a premium feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a crisp, matching envelope for easy gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e Vibrant, fade-resistant inks ensure the playful artwork truly pops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether they're a morning person or a committed night owl, this card is designed to bring joy and a hearty chuckle. It's more than just a card; it's a celebration of life's simpler pleasures and the fun of growing older (or just more experienced!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSearching for funny cards, unique birthday greetings, or something special for a friend? Look no further! Our \"Noon Napper\" card is a delightful choice that stands out from the crowd. Make their next big day extra special with humor that resonates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrder yours today and get ready to spread some serious smiles!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leanin' Tree","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52163921609000,"sku":"471051","price":2.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/7556\/8424\/files\/47105101.p01.jpg?v=1785241359","url":"https:\/\/leanintree.com\/products\/noon-napper","provider":"Leanin' Tree","version":"1.0","type":"link"}