{"product_id":"nice-list-negotiator","title":"Nice List Negotiator","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n    \u003ch1\u003eNice List Negotiator: Your Go-To Funny Holiday Card\u003c\/h1\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eGet ready to spread some serious holiday cheer and laughter with our hilarious \"Nice List Negotiator\" greeting card! Perfect for those who appreciate a good chuckle during the festive season, this card features a captivating retro-style illustration that's sure to stand out from the typical holiday greetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eOur unique design captures a charming vintage aesthetic, depicting a poised woman diligently writing her letter to Santa Claus, surrounded by classic holiday decorations and wrapped presents. The front of the card boldly declares, \"Dear Santa, I was good last Tuesday can we focus on that?\" – a witty and relatable sentiment that will have friends, coworkers, and family members grinning from ear to ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eWhy This Funny Christmas Card is a Must-Have:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnforgettable Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e With its playful and slightly cheeky message, this card is guaranteed to be a conversation starter and bring genuine smiles. It’s ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who loves a bit of festive banter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetro Charm:\u003c\/strong\u003e The delightful vintage illustration offers a nostalgic touch, making it a stylish choice for those who appreciate classic holiday aesthetics blended with modern wit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from high-quality cardstock, this greeting card feels as good as it looks. The vibrant printing ensures the colors pop, making it a memorable keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Any Friend:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether it’s for your best friend, a casual acquaintance, a colleague, or a family member who loves a good joke, this versatile card is suitable for all, transcending traditional gender or group specific greetings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Have a merry Christmas for goodness sake!\" continues the lighthearted, sassy tone, ensuring the humor flows throughout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3\u003eSpread Joy This Festive Season!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eForget the generic greetings! This witty holiday card is designed for spreading genuine joy and a good laugh. It’s more than just a card; it’s a moment of shared humor and a memorable way to connect with your loved ones. Send this humorous seasonal greeting to show you care, add a touch of personality to your holiday wishes, and make someone's December a little brighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eAdd the \"Nice List Negotiator\" card to your cart today and ensure your holiday messages are anything but ordinary!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Leanin' Tree","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52164087709992,"sku":"76495","price":1.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/7556\/8424\/files\/76495.p01_6a3c80bb-eba3-4725-a1c4-237dbedfea6a.jpg?v=1785251540","url":"https:\/\/leanintree.com\/products\/nice-list-negotiator","provider":"Leanin' Tree","version":"1.0","type":"link"}